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And it was much needed. I haven’t hung out with him in like 2 weeks. I missed my best friend. (:
We watched some movie that was supposed to be funny but it wasn’t that good. I don’t even remember the name. His dog is the sweetest thing ever though.
AND HE HAD KITTENS. AND I GOT TO PLAY WITH THEM. ONE WAS NAMED SIMBA. This is why I love Ian. He names things after Disney movies. <3 And the other one looked like it had an eye patch. And last but not least Stumpy. Poor thing was missing a leg. :(
Anyways, it was a wonderful night. (:
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do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
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Oh. My. God. I never even knew!
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